Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Kyle at it again! Chelsie Webster

I'm sure you've already heard. And if you were unfortunate enough to hear it live on air, then I think you're an idiot for listening to Kyle Sandilands in the first place. Naturally, Kyle has obviously become bored with his miserable, greasy life, and has decided to bring down the hard efforts of Magda Szubanski's weight loss, by saying she could lose more weight in a concentration camp. I must admit, he's really outdone himself this time. Not only offending one person, but the survivors of Hitler's concentration camps, any Jew, Jewish group, families of those who died in the concentration camps...oh the list goes on! Well done Kyle! You've successfully managed to get the whole population of Australia to vomit in our mouths a little.

But I must think to myself...does Kyle sit around, while eating 3 family sized pizzas, and think of outrageous things to say on air to offend people? I think he's playing a game with us Australia...the more people he offends, and the more media time he gets, he gets more points! And maybe his crappy singer wife will feed him a little more dinner at night! Or maybe its some geniuses at 2day fm who come up with these awesome ideas?

Honestly Kyle, you are fat and greasy. Since you think Magda could go lose a little more weight, maybe you can become the new face of Jenny Craig? No, please don't. Nobody likes looking at you - maybe that is why you are on the radio.

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